I'm a 33 y.o. woman from Missouri. I've wanted to be a mother for as long as I can remember. That being said, it's a hard thing to make happen on my own. So I'm here to see if anyone wants to team up to raise a child.

I'm a former gifted child, with a high I.Q. I have a large, close-knit extended family in good health and known for longevity. All of my grandparents lived late into life, and those who have gone still have living siblings. My grandfather's sister is 93, my great grandmother lived to 94, my deceased grandmother was 84 and my living grandmother is 87. I come from sturdy stock.

If you're looking for a partner in this enterprise and can stomach my weirdness and awkwardness long enough to discuss the particulars, please reach out.

And if you're just looking to donate to my cause, by all means, let's chat.

In the meantime, a little about me. I'm a writer, a singer-songwriter, and god forbid, I can whistle like no one's business. Lol I studied languages in college, particularly Spanish, but I have some French and German as well, and a smattering of Russian, Hebrew & Japanese.

My family is very American. Both sides have members who qualified as sons of the american revolution. Further back, we can trace my paternal grandmother's family back to the plantagenet kings of England and the stewart kings of Scotland. It doesn't mean a thing, but this hypothetical kid would have super fun playground bragging rights with that one.

Long post short, I really want a child, feel I'm ready to have one, and I have enough real experience with children to know what I'm getting into and I'm still 100% on board. I would ideally like someone I enjoy as a human be the father and get to enjoy them also, satisfying both our wishes to be parents.

If this at all appeals to you, please reach out. I'll happily answer any questions. I'm an open book.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.